Maybe you can be my friend.

Lee Camp recently published "John McCain's Letter to Joe the Plumber Leaked to Press" on his 23/6.com blog.  It's just one of the hilarious posts he's been making there.

Speaking of Grampy McSame, I'm feeling awefully grumpy myself — and I'm not even losing my mind trying to become President!  Last Wednesday, I reached into my freezer to get ice cubes for my daily dose of Kool-Aid only to discover that I had none!  Apparently, the damn thing went on hyper-defrost and all my food was ruined.  Then two days later, on Friday, my trusty Dell PC fried its graphics card in an insane act of digital self-immolation. 

No food.  No ice cubes.  No refreshing Kool-Aid.  Then no PC.  No internozzle.  No free pr0n.  If it wasn't for cheap cigarettes and vodka, I would be running around the 'hood randomly screaming at old people. 

Instead, I've discovered what true evil lurks under my desk in the tangle of cables and dust.  It pales in comparison to what freakish hell-spawn that lives behind the frakkin' dead refrigerator.  Luckily, I do have a handgun, and bleach, and a spatula. 

[headphones]
Nova M radio stream

[quote of the moment]
"What can I say? I screwed up."
– John McCain on Letterman 

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