British Intelligence and Metropolitan Police conducted raids overnight to arrest some two dozen people suspected of being part of a massive terror plot to blow up passenger airplanes enroute from London to the cities in the United States.  British and U.S. law enforcement gave little details, citing that the investigation is continuing and neither wishes to jeopardize the investigation or any criminal trial evidence.

However, everyone else seems to want to leak information or speculate on the story.  According to CNN, "A senior congressional source said it is believed the plotters planned to mix a British sports drink with a gel-like substance to make a potent explosive that could be ignited with an MP3 player or cell phone."

Spotty, the Department of Homeland Security mascot reminds all airline travellers that we are now in alert level red.  President Bush also took some time out from his vacation to remind everyone to remain frightened until you can go vote Republican in November.  The Transportation Security Administration published a warning and some detailed security guidelines for airline travellers.

Here's my advice: Register to vote, get drunk and fly naked.

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